Banishments From The Republic of Flatearthastan

Banishment #1:

ALL FORMS of Globe worship are OFFICIALLY BANISHED.

Globe worship will be dealt with harshly

Banishment #2:

All forms and uses of “gravity”, when buoyancy and density are the correct terms for what is observed in nature – BANISHED.

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